AlbinoClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Helix]

Happy Clock Day

That was great, Biblo. Cheers.

biblo responds:

oh albino!

[Anusboy]

Hello hello hello

Dandelo is a complete retard. Your shit is original and great. The sound is perfect.

W-P-S responds:

thank yooouuuu

[Biology vs. Chemistry]

Meh

The animation wasn't terrible, but the voice acting was painfully grating. Also it wasn't funny. You can certainly draw, though.

Blakant responds:

Well, I did ask some opinion in BBS, not much ppl bother about em... U could always check the post in BBS to help some of the author whose asking for some help & idea... That might cut down the number of flash project that not ur taste...

TY for the review! :)

[Bill History Month]

Hahahaha

What a great picture of Cosby. Awesome loop, completely seamless. Good show, old chap. <3

[Monster Munch Effect]

Bravo

This film clearly demonstrates your experiential knowledge of life on the streets of suburban Detroit. We, the audience, are fully immersed in the depths of the main character's being as he pursues a career in refrigerator repair.

When he found his wife's head in the freezer in the second scene of act 3 I screamed like a little girl. Thank you for this emotionally moving peice of artwork. It transcends all social morays with its honesty, which is what this world needs today.

MonsterMunchClock responds:

And they say the art of criticism is dead. You sir, are a master of observational wording and a fine asset to both this site and the world we live in.

[NG Turns 13]

!!!!!!

All hail CarrotClock, true King of the Portal!

[: Cow-mouflage :]

Sucked.

Good job. Another recycled Foamy. Do you even bother changing the animation anymore, or just the voice and a picture for the background?

What the hell is wrong with wearing camo? You sell shit in places like Hot Topic but have a problem with something as simple and innocent as camo?

Damn. Make better movies.

[Clock Crew : The Burning]

I don't know how I missed this.

I loved it. It did lag a bit at parts but not enough to screw up the dialogue and it was funny. It's too bad to see you gone, you're a good animator and a nice guy, but it's understandable that you're not pleased with the current climate at .cc. If you're interested, a few of us are putting together a site with more of a focus on getting things done than meaningless discussion. There's a link to it in my most recent news post. It'd be good to have you on board if you've got the time and desire.

Anyway, great job. I'll be keeping track of your future work, clock related or not.

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Well I'm glad you liked the dialog. I figured you would appreciate something like that. From what I know of your movies, you're much more into story then most authors. I really don't want to get involved with any websites at the moment. I am easily distracted when I'm online and am trying to focus on a flash I'm working on. Just another reason to cut ties. Not that they have to be totally severed and not that it's always personal. I can keep in contact with anyone who wishes so. I just need some time.

My wish for the clock crew is that they don't let their egos, their cynicism, their drama or any sort of sardonic condescension between members stop them from creating, looking for new ideas and outlets to express themselves less by posting and more with art.

Hell, to me even drama is a great reason to make a flash. When you look back, things you thought were a big deal, aren't as important as you remembered.

Also I wish I wasn't a nice guy. Or maybe felt more willing to speak my mind on things that sometimes leads to negative attention that I would sooner avoid. I have the utmost respect for those who can tolerate criticism and learn from it. That's something else I hope will continue and grow. Just plan honesty. It seems cold but people who stick around after being ragged on and learn from it are worth the effort. Not all the time but most. Maybe anyone who stuck around does sometimes. And now I'm rambling. O well. Thanks for the review. ;) Good luck!

[~~~~~~men With Arms~~~~~~]

Amazing arms.

Seldom have I seen arms of such caliber. Bravo, good sir.

[The Problem With Peggeys1]

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Your representation of food dyes on laquered felt was magnificent. If more people were informed about this unique art form, the world would be a better place, and the food dye industries would be a great thing to invest in.

As far as the sound goes, I think the goats conversing about monarch butterflies in three part harmony was a beautiful addition. That's some talented voice acting. They really sounded like goats, wow.

MahjongClock responds:

Actually, Foodfelting is an ancient artform. I believe that it was pioneered by rural villagers of the medieval Kingdom of Pamplona.

The goatish sounds wasn't the problem. Llamas are inclined to bleat like goats when fed a carefully balanced diet of buttermilk and jellybeans. The real challenge was getting the animals to sing on pitch. And it was actually a four-part harmony; the blue goat was singing the super-sonic-soprano part... so I guess it's understandable that you didn't hear it.

Thank you for this lovely napkin, by the by.