AlbinoClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Helix]

Happy Clock Day

That was great, Biblo. Cheers.

biblo responds:

oh albino!

[Anusboy]

Hello hello hello

Dandelo is a complete retard. Your shit is original and great. The sound is perfect.

W-P-S responds:

thank yooouuuu

[Bill History Month]

Hahahaha

What a great picture of Cosby. Awesome loop, completely seamless. Good show, old chap. <3

[Monster Munch Effect]

Bravo

This film clearly demonstrates your experiential knowledge of life on the streets of suburban Detroit. We, the audience, are fully immersed in the depths of the main character's being as he pursues a career in refrigerator repair.

When he found his wife's head in the freezer in the second scene of act 3 I screamed like a little girl. Thank you for this emotionally moving peice of artwork. It transcends all social morays with its honesty, which is what this world needs today.

MonsterMunchClock responds:

And they say the art of criticism is dead. You sir, are a master of observational wording and a fine asset to both this site and the world we live in.

[NG Turns 13]

!!!!!!

All hail CarrotClock, true King of the Portal!

[~~~~~~men With Arms~~~~~~]

Amazing arms.

Seldom have I seen arms of such caliber. Bravo, good sir.

[The Problem With Peggeys1]

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Your representation of food dyes on laquered felt was magnificent. If more people were informed about this unique art form, the world would be a better place, and the food dye industries would be a great thing to invest in.

As far as the sound goes, I think the goats conversing about monarch butterflies in three part harmony was a beautiful addition. That's some talented voice acting. They really sounded like goats, wow.

MahjongClock responds:

Actually, Foodfelting is an ancient artform. I believe that it was pioneered by rural villagers of the medieval Kingdom of Pamplona.

The goatish sounds wasn't the problem. Llamas are inclined to bleat like goats when fed a carefully balanced diet of buttermilk and jellybeans. The real challenge was getting the animals to sing on pitch. And it was actually a four-part harmony; the blue goat was singing the super-sonic-soprano part... so I guess it's understandable that you didn't hear it.

Thank you for this lovely napkin, by the by.